Earlier that day..
JARVIS, you ever hear the tale of Jonah?
I wouldn’t consider him a role model
Marvel’s The Avengers (2012)
Movie-Comic Issue #1 - “Tony and the Whale”holy /shit/
MEDIEVAL AVENGERS | GUY’S NIGHT OUT
“What did you do, Thor?! I went down the street to get arrows! I was only gone for five minutes!”
“I made fire!”
If the Avengers voiced a GPS
Tony: Go left. Let's be honest here, you probably don't know what way that is.
Steve: Left, Soldier! Do it for your country!
Clint: Does this bow make me look fat? Oh, you missed your turn? Too bad, how do I look?
Natasha: If you know what's good for you, you'll go the right way.
Bruce: Right! No, it's actually left. I'm sorry, that was mean.
Thor: LISTEN TO ME, MIDGARDIAN. YOU WILL GO FORTH WHICHEVER WAY PLEASES YOU.
Loki: Ehehehe, I made you miss your turn. LOKI'D!
Nick: GO LEFT, MOTHERFUCKER.
